*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*
It makes me happy knowing that someone had to animate that.
dark haired boys with light eyes are the reason i struggle to survive
They are the reason Voldemort struggles to survive too
*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*
Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.
This is so great
Esta en el la “zona amigo” mas que nadie.
The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat
this would fuck me up
im not ok
Imagine a drunk person walking in there
Easy there satan
But could you imagine if it was all flat, except for one dip somewhere in the store. But by the time people find it, they think the floor is flat so they’re just walking normally and they they step in this dip and fall over from the unexpected drop.